Don't forget today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. It's actually the 10th anniversary of the world wide celebration. It would be so funny if Linda could teach her 3 classes today in Pirate talk, but she barely gets her right/left correct without having to remember cool pirate phrases. (She teaches facing the people, so when she says go right... she really has to move left.) She did look up some one-liners on Google, but most of them are not very ladylike. (Probably due to the fact that 100% of pirates are not ladylike.) Also, Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kream, Long John Silvers and Arby's are all giving out free noms to anyone who dresses up in pirate garb. After her classes are done this morning, Linda is going to go for breakfast at DD's to see if anyone comes in wearing an eye patch or with a parrot on their shoulder. Hopefully she'll have some fun photos to post later this afternoon. You could basically eat free all day if you have a great costume. The cost of the outfit would pay for itself in just a few years!
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| A lady like pirate? Probably not. |
