Thursday, May 6, 2010

Just Say NO To Diets!


Today is International No Diet Day. Did you know that Linda? For one day only, would you please feed me more then 4 tablespoons of food? Pretty Please??? I want it back like the old days where I got my chicken every single time I even looked remotely hungry. Remember when you would coax me to eat by hand feeding me? Remember all those little snacks I used to get by doing adorable tricks? This diet just sucks. Let's all celebrate our bodies and accept all the different body sizes and shapes. Even little dogs who need to lose 1 1/2 pounds. On this scale I probably weigh the same as Baby Jesus. Chip weighs in between Hulk Hogan and King Kong.