Friday, May 16, 2008

Lizard Man Strikes Again


Lizard Man from South Carolina became a phenomenon 20 years ago when people began reporting a tall, big-eyed swamp creature roaming about. This 7-8 foot creature has been described as green or brown with bright red eyes. It is said to have 3 fingers ending in long black claws. Many people have passed polygraph tests and eye witnesses have all reported similar encounters with LM. A SC couple recently had the whole front of their van chewed up with bite marks right through the grill. Authorities are saying a big dog destroyed the front of their van. I'm going to vouch right now for Snickers. He is a big brownish dog with long black claws and he has been known to chew things. There is no way he is involved in this incident and thats my final story.

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