I wasn't able to go to the big celebration dinner, but actually I was OK with that. Being around a lot of people is not my favorite thing in the world. I was just so thankful that Linda came home after only 4 hours and is spending the night with us. We had an early walk after her morning class and another late afternoon walk. She cleaned the house, and now she has been resting on the love seat with us. There are more chores to do, but she decided to just spend some time relaxing.
Here are some fun ways to tell if you are having a Redneck Thanksgiving: On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
I'm so glad Linda is not a Redneck. Although if she were to choose a pet, it would be Chip because she is definitely the fattest of the three of us.
