OK, so here is the monkey story. Turns out my source was wrong. A man did not stuff 18 monkeys down his pants like I originally reported. He stuffed 18 monkeys inside a girdle under his tee-shirt. The bloated man was stopped and searched at Mexico City's airport when officials were suspicious about his giant belly. Sure enough, the 38-year old man had 18 tiny endangered monkeys stuffed inside a girdle. He wanted to sell the expensive monkeys and make some money. I can't even imagine what those poor monkeys must have been feeling. Not to mention what happened to all the monkey poo!! Two of the poor little guys were already dead. The other 16 monkeys were rescued. The dumb man actually said he was going to put them in a suitcase, but he was afraid the x-ray machine would hurt them. Oh, so suffocating them in a girdle would be better? Duh. I hope he gets a bill-jillion years in jail.
