Breaking News: A newborn baby was pronounced dead after her birth by doctors in a hospital in Mexico. They took the poor little dead infant to the local funeral home for a memorial service. During the wake, the parents heard crying from inside the coffin. The little girl was alive! They opened the casket and took their baby out. The girl was admitted to another hospital and is doing fine. The same thing happened last year in Paraguay. From movies I've seen, this is exactly how Zombies are born. (Or diagnosis from unqualified Doctors or miracles from Jesus!)
