Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Morons Arrested for Pants Stuffing


When I first read the headline of the news story, I thought it said Mormons arrested for stuffing video games down their pants. What the heck! Mormons stealing Modern Warfare 2? Grand Theft Auto? Halo 3? Linda told me it wasn't Mormons, it said Morons. That makes more sense. Four men drove up and down the east coast stopping at Toys R Us and stuffing their britches with video games. Over all, they stole 219 games. Cops also found a road map with all the T-R-U stores highlighted. I'm just glad it wasn't Mormons. What would Glen Beck have to say about that? (The best part about the story is if you google "Mormons playing video games" you actually get a few hits!!!)