It's been a very long time since I posted a shoplifting story. Technically, it's not more like robbery. A woman in Ohio stole $8,256.50 worth of Girl Scout cookies. Her kid sold 2,359 boxes of cookies, but the Mom kept the cookies, not delivering them to the people who ordered or paying the Scouts for the cookies. I won't post a photo of the lady. Let's just say that she looks like she ate all 2,359 boxes. She needs to cough-up $25,000 bond if she wants to get out of jail before she sees the judge.