Wednesday, April 30, 2008

"I See Dead People....All the Time, Everywhere"


This is really eerie. Yesterday's entry about Chip warding off evil spirits by her "grotesqueness" is proving to be a blessing in disguise. Today, I found out that you can make a tidy sum by Ebaying any household objects that your dog or cats are terrified of. You all know the ongoing saga of my beloved crate that I slept in for one whole year before one day becoming crazed with fear of even stepping a paw near it. This might very well be my road to fame and fortune. People have sold cornflakes shaped like states and grilled cheese with icons imprinted on it. What do you think I could get for a haunted dog crate? Any takers?