Yoda is very smart. Size matters not, because if it did, yikes... I don't even want to go there. I'm very tiny, but my brains is smarts and I am adorable. Also, Chip is fat and dumpy... she weighs five times more then I do and lacks the most basic of skills. Snickers is 20 times bigger then me and tonight he really screwed up. While Linda was out, he chewed the hoof off a giraffe; the top off a Tiki-Tiki guy and destroyed a dried flower wreath. I kept warning him, but he was possessed. I'm going to see if I can borrow this pooches Yoda costume for next Halloween.
