Monday, December 1, 2008

Playing Opossum


When it rains it pours, deer stories that is. How can there be so many crazy deer in the news lately? A hunter was out hunting Bambies (shame on him) when he shot big buck. The hunter, Randy Goodman, walked up to the dead dear, or so he thought. A few seconds later, the 9-point 240 pound buck jumped up and attacked the hunter. I did not know deer played opossum! Randy was able to stagger to his truck and drive to the hospital where he received seven staples in his head and was treated for a slight concussion. Unfortunately, the Bambi died from his wounds. I think they should cut off Randy's head and mount it on the wall instead of the deers. O.K., that might be a little severe. Just cut off his ears and mount them since they would probably only mount the deers antlers anyway.