When You Wish Upon a Star

Tierney... aka retro Kiss girl (who actually met Gene Simmons in Myrtle Beach) thinks she's forming a '80's Big Hair Girl Band with her girls Nicki and Dawn. I hope the fame does not go to her head and she leaves me for LaLa Land. I love her, but sometimes I wonder what planet she came from. I am a little jealous of her. She gets to have all the fun. The highlight of my day was eating the crusty food stuck to the cat dish.

It Can't Be True!

I'm traumatized beyond words. I just read that a 110 pound python swallowed a Chorkie (that's like me; silky terrier-Chihuahua crossbreed) Whole! In one gulp! While the 2 human children watched. The human adult tried to rescue the pup by hitting the snake with a lawn chair. The picture was horrendous. I can't even finish this entry. I'll have to do it later. I'm just thankful that All Dogs Go To Heaven.

Gorilla Munch=Yum

After yesterday fiasco, it is good to just lay around doing nothing. I was alone most of the day, but I needed the rest since the shots I got yesterday made me feel worn down. Snickers had another accident tonight. Thank goodness for the Spot Bot because Linda is not nearly as stressed as she used to be when she had to scrub it up by hand. I tried a new cereal today called Gorilla Munch.
It was so good I kept begging and begging for more. I think Linda only got 1/2 bowl of cereal for dinner because between Snicks and I, we ate most of it. Now we are watching professional wrestling on TV. I think it might be fake because there is an awful lot of drama for grown up men.
Maybe Snickers and I can tag team Chip sometime. Wham! Slam! Ooph!

Call 911

Whew, I'm finally home from a very stressful trip to the Animal Hospital. Linda noticed that I was having a little trouble... um... how do I say this "making water." She called the Vet and I had to go right in. They stuck something in my mustent touchit to take my temperature. Yikes, I did not like that at all. The nurse also looked in my ears, at my teeth and I got horrible shots in my backside. It turns out I have just been a little stressed and my system is off. All is fine now and things are back to normal. The highlight was getting my nails manicured. They are trimmed nice and neat now. One thing I'm upset about is that I have to be careful and not run around or get excited because I have a little trouble breathing from a restricted trachea. No big deal, everyone carries me anyway because I am so cute. Here I am with the Vet and Nurse.

What the....?

Linda must be losing it. All afternoon she has been bending over, stretching, bouncing, laying down on the floor, getting back up while playing the music really loud on her laptop. There are a three other people on the laptop screen doing exactly what she is doing. They must all be crazy.
Too much sugar maybe. I started out barking at her and then decided to just join along and jump with her. It was actually pretty fun. I'm so pooped now that I have been curling up under her sweatshirt while she watches TV.

Glamour Dog

I know I am somewhat of a diva, but really... a girl has to look her best at all times. The website glamourdog.com has outfits that are just darling. Bathrobes, slippers, gowns, sportswear, even some frilly panties all in my size "extra small". The Hepburn Bed for $1,400 might be a little rich even for me. At least it's not as expensive as the Beverly Hills Black and White bed at $1,700. I just love the Juicy Couture white cream cashmere sweater. Any of my fans that would like to contribute to my spring wardrobe budget will get a glossy 8x10 photo, personally signed with my paw print. If I can collect enough money, I'm going to splurge on the Bark-a-Rita dog bowl gift set. It even comes with a lime slice hooked on the side of the glass. A little shopping therapy is just what the doctor ordered to cheer me up. Tierney taught me that.

Choopie is Blue

Linda has been holding me and cuddling me all night. She even let me lay in piles of warm laundry and nap. I'm feeling sad and have been moping around all evening. My food with little cheese chunks added did not even perk me up. Snickers has been trying to play with me, but I am just sighing and putting my head down on my paws. For some reason, Chip is even laying down in the family room with us and has not had one hissy fit. I am so upset that by accident I peed on the big bed and Linda did not even get angry. She just loved on me and cleaned it with the spray. Tierney is going to be spending a lot more time here, so that's good. I look forward to the boxtop from her microwave dinners. Just thinking about that is cheering me up a little. "The sun will come up tomorrow...."