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| A Buttery Version of Marilyn |
Linda has a friend who is Norwegian. She is a beautiful women who work out at her gym. The lady never worries about her figure, although she looks amazing. Does she have a secret that American women need to know? Well, the answer according to an article I just read is BUTTER. The stick kind of real butter full of fat, not the plastic tub of make-believe almost-but not really stuff that Linda uses. In an effort to lose weight and keep their slim figures, people are chowing down on butter and real cream. The Nordic nation has now totally run out of Butter! People are eating it in such huge quantities, the demand is outweighing what the cows can make. The shortage is from a wet summer causing the cows milk output to be down 25 million litres. (If Tom F. were in charge, those cows would be giving plenty of milk!) Butter is selling on Norway's top auction site for $13! Oh, and right before Christmas too. How will they make their biscuits and cookies? I bet those dieters would like to get a hold of this Marilyn Monroe butter sculpture right about now.
