Friday, October 2, 2009

The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak

Linda has a cousin named Russ. Russ lives in NJ and owns a car radiator repair/body shop. The heading of this post is actually on his sign. (Tier says it's a Mafia chop shop, but that is just not true.) When he was a teenager, he had a pet skunk named Daisy. Linda thought that was the weirdest pet ever, but Russ said Daisy acted (and probably smelled) just like a cat. Another skunk named Mr. Bumble was just taken away from his family when they could not handle him anymore. Mr. Bumble got too fat because he had an addiction to bacon sandwiches. A local animal park took the obese skunk and put him on a strict vegetarian diet and is making him take long walks. I wonder if they have room for fat Chip cat?