Stop what you are doing. Right now. (Well finish reading this post first) Go immediately to marryyourpet.com. People are just Crazy-loco-nutso. This is taking directly off their site: "Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life. You've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot. All that matters is that you adore him. So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?" I was so disturbed that I couldn't even click on the links. I know people love their dogs, but come on now. There are even photos of women with a bride dress and their dog in grooms outfits having a wedding ceremony. There is absolutely NO WAY I would marry Linda. She's my Mother for goodness sake.
